Noah’s Ark & Life

noahEverything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark.  Don’t miss the boat.  Remember that we are all in the same boat.  Plan ahead, it wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.  Stay fit – when you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.  Don’t listen to critics – just get on with the job that needs to be done.  Build your future on high ground.  For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.  Speed isn’t always an advantage – the snails were on board with the cheetahs.  When you’re stressed, float a while.  Remember that the Ark was built by amateurs – the Titanic by professionals! [Anonymous]